One of the things I've seen several times is this:
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p.s. Y'all should participate too!
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I was just glad that it was finally not so damn hot that I could wear my blazer. I knew we'd be spending the day indoors and I get cold in air conditioning. Plus, you know, I'm addicted to blazers. Maybe you heard about that satire show called Portlandia? Well, they did this bit called "Put a Bird on It" which was making fun of how ubiquitous birds are getting in hipster design. My version of that might be "Put a Blazer on It" because that's how I feel about most of my outfits.
So, yesterday April from So Yeah...So drove over to Minneapolis to pick up her friend at the airport. I met up with her at the Mall of America to help her kill some time. We walked & walked & ate crepes & walked & walked and at some point ended up at the Gap. The Gap at the Mall of America is probably my favorite Gap ever. I think it is where all area Gaps send their sale items to die and I feel like there is ALWAYS an additional 40-50% off sale items there. And y'all know I love a good bargain. One of the things we found was a whole rack of cotton jersey harem pants for $10. And before you could say "Hammer Time" April had convinced me to try a pair on for the fun of it.
You guys, I get how comfy harem pants are. Because once they were on, they felt like any other pair of cotton yoga pants. But YOU GUYS, they gave me saggy diaper butt. And saggy diaper butt is NOT something that needs to happen, not even in the privacy of my own home and especially not in public. I've seen other style bloggers pull of harem pants in a semi-convincing way. Or at least, convincing enough that I sort of tilted my head to the side and said, "Okay, yeah, maybe that works." But on me? Nope. No way. Not gonna happen.
What can I say? I like shiny things. I took this photo in the bathroom of a bar and I cut off my head & my shoes, but I didn't have time to get a better shot of this outfit and I really liked it. I love that pretty pretty jacket! I also wore my new sexy shoes. My toes were unhappy with the decision, but I'm working on breaking them in!
They're Etienne Aigner in a style called Haven. They're certainly not sexpot shoes, but they are a little sleeker than the heeled loafers. And they have a more rounded almond toe but still have the sturdier heel. Best part? They were marked down to $24.50. Sold! Before I spotted them though, I found a pair of Franco Sarto sandal heels. The salesgirl brought me the match and I wore them around the store for about twenty minutes. I didn't NEED the sandals. But they were surprisingly comfortable and really sexy and I immediately started imagining all kinds of potential outfits. When she checked the price for me, I realized I could get BOTH pairs of shoes for less than what I was originally willing to pay for new concourse shoes. So I bought them.
And, being the smart girl I am (please note the sarcasm) I decided I needed to wear them immediately, on my walk to Target to buy cat litter. Good thing I was planning to take the bus home anyway, because as comfy as my sexy new shoes are, they are not meant to be worn on mile-long treks or for carrying 20lb tubs of cat litter to the checkout. They chafed my big toes & I have some interesting blisters. I used some of that blister rub-on stuff from Doctor Scholls, but I think it was too late. I'm still in love with them, but they will definitely need some breaking in before I wear them to tromp all over downtown again.
So, you may have noticed that a few months ago, I declared a shirt my "new favorite blouse EVER" and then proceeded to never wear it again. What was up with that? You may also remember that I slept in said awesome blouse in the flight attendant crew lounge of New York's LaGuardia Airport. So it had that certain "been worn too long" aroma going on. And the laundry instructions on the blouse said "Dry Clean Only" and that shit's expensive. The blouse languished on a hanger until I finally decided to toss it in the wash & just not dry it. And you know what? It came out looking good as new AND it smelled much fresher! So hooray for ignoring the laundry instructions!
One of the things I love about the Mister is that he has opinions on things I wear and he'll tell me those opinions. He appreciates my unique sense of personal style and welcomes my input in his own closet, but he's doesn't worry that I'll get upset if he tells me he doesn't like something I'm wearing. You might think he didn't like the cat print on this blouse, but you'd be wrong. He didn't like the fit of the blouse. He told me it was a wee bit big and I think he's right. I have a hard time keeping the shoulders up. I probably should have purchased it in a small, but this was before the Gap had me filling my closet with size 4s & 6s, so I still thought I was bigger than I am. So I wish this blouse were a little smaller, but I still love the print so much and I love the way it drapes in the back.
But then I might not grab a pair of high-waisted bell-bottomed sailor pants as an excuse to get into said dressing room. I tried these on as a joke and was surprised at how freakin' flattering they were. I didn't purchase them, because they were $39, but I had to snap a pic. I also didn't purchase that top because I thought it was $7, but it turned out to be $12 and trust me, it just wasn't worth the extra $5.